Funny New Year SMS Messages

Who doesn’t love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling. So be that person with our Funny New Year Messages, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words.

You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year messages that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone’s face who reads them.

With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the messages around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles. Just glance through our Funny New Year Messages and let the laugh riot begin.

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Humorous New Year Text Messages

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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. - Eric Zorn

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain

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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. -Bill Vaughan

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! -Joey Adams

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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash

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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno

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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden

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Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley

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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. -P.J. ORourke

Funny New Year SMS

Who doesn't love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.

So be that person with our Funny New Year sms, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words. You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year sms that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone's face who reads them.

With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the sms around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles.

Just glance through our Funny New Year sms and let the laugh riot begin.

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"Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!"

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"This New Year I'm on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. "

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"I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year."

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"This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart."

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New Year 2015 Messages Compilation

New Year Messages are best ways to reach out to all the people you know, near or far, as the old year paves way for a new one. Happy New Year SMS Messages could be short or crisp – especially the ones that are sent as text messages.

New Year Wishes Messages 2015 could be long or elaborate – the ones that you use as fillers to greeting cards or as a note in your email. Long or short, New Years Messages Wishes are always power packed with warmth and compassion to wish a wonderful and prosperous New Year to the recipient.

The internet today is loaded with several New Year Text Messages options that address to specific recipients – family, relatives, peers, colleagues, neighbors or acquaintances. But a mere copy-paste is too cold a way to wish on New Year. Always remember to add the magic of personal touch to your New Year SMS Messages to make them stand out.

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I wish that the New Year turns out to be a very special one for you filling each day with peak of health, abundance of happiness and sunshine, bountiful luxury and prosperity and Zen like serenity.

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Here is wishing a very happy and prosperous New Year to a person who brings sunshine to the family always.

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May your days be as glittery as diamond, may your friends be as good as gold, may your heart stay as green as emerald, and may your soul remain as pure as pearl.

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New Year begins, let us pray that it will be a year with New Peace, New Happiness and abundance of new friends, God bless you through out the New Year.

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I wish you Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart. May God give you the happiness and strength to overcome your past year failures.

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As this year is ending, I wish all the negativity and difficulties also end with this year and 2015 bring success and desired results for you.

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Although I'm not with you but my wishes will always stay with you on this New Year 2015. Happy New Year !

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May God spread prosperity and joy in your life on this New Year and fulfill all your dreams.

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I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.

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New year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and lets rock this new year eve party like never before.

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Hope you have a great new year 2015. Let the celebration begin. Cheers to 2015. May all your dreams come true.. !

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May you always look ahead this New Year without being held back by any backlog so that when you finally reach your destination you can look back upon the memories with fondness and at leisure.

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As the new year renews all the happiness and good tidings, hope the joyful spirit keeps glowing in the your heart forever! Happy New Year!

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As the New Year approaches us with hopes anew, here is wishing you and your family a wonderful year ahead. Happy New Year

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The New Year is the time of unfolding horizons and the realization of dreams, may you rediscover new strength and garner faith with you, and be able to rejoice in the simple pleasures that life has to offer and put a brave front for all the challenges that may come your way. Wishing you a lovely New Year.

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Wishing you a year that is filled with all the fragrance of roses, illuminated with all the lights of the world and be blessed with all the smiles on the planet. Hope this year will be the year when all your dreams come true. Happy New Year 2015.

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Even if our talks may lessen, and so might our hellos, our stories might shorten along with our greetings, but remember that no matter what happens, my prayers and wishes for you will never fall short. May this year be the best year by far, and may this year bring with it endless joy and happiness.

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On this New Year I wish that you have a wonderful January, a lovely February, a Peaceful March, a stress-free April, a fun-filled May, and Joy that lasts from June to November, and finally a happy December. May my wishes come true and may you have a charming and lucky New Year 2015.

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New Year Wishes and Greeting Word Quotes

New year quotes are words of wisdom and experience that have inspired many to strive for what they believe in and never settle down with mediocrity.

New Year's being a time for new beginnings and learning experiences, what one always requires at the start of a new adventure is motivations and boosting of morale, along with things to ponder upon. Be it motivational quotes or thoughtful ones, we have for you a wide array of New Year Quotes 2015 to kick-start 2015 for you and your loved ones.

Happy New Year Quotes are wise words of famous people who have had a plethora of experiences in their lives and have shared their pearls of wisdom and experience for us to gain knowledge from them. New Year Sayings can be used in New Year greeting cards, or Social Media updates, or text messages to inspire your friends and family as a New Year sets in.

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The Last Night Of 2014
Will End Soon
But The First Day Of 2015 Will Dawn Soon.
I Wish You Complete Peace,
Happiness And Courage In This New Year.
Happy New Year!

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This Is To Convey
My Warm Happy New Year Greetings
For You And Your Family.
May Your Every Daybreak Usher
In A New Reason To Smile
Every Time You Are Around Your Family
Since It Will Always Be
A Source Of Joy And Gladness.
Good Morning...!

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New Year is a time for celebration
of love, of life, of Friendship.
Therefore, it is the time to thank God
for the wonderful friends,
and to bring to their lives
as much magic as they bring to ours.
Have a happy and a memorable holiday!

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May happy times
and
warm memories
brighten your New Year.

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May the spirit of the season of
New year fill your heart
with serenity and peace.
Wish you a happy new year!

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Vanish everything that's bad,
Welcome everything that's good
Wish you a very happy new year.

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New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.

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Lets celebrate this
blissful,
cheerful,
colorful New year.
with a smile.
Wish you Happy new year.

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Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."

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Good Morning.
It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
Brush Your Teeth,
Eat Your Breakfast And
Get Ready To Grab
All The Opportunities
That Will Come Your Way.

Happy First Good Morning of 2015

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New Year 2015 Wishes Greeting SMS Text Messages

New Year Wishes take your lovely words to your family, friends, relatives, colleagues, acquaintances in short anyone you know. But of course the essence of the Happy New Year Wishes keeps changing with the change in recipient. New Year Wishes Greetings could be as intimate or as formal as you want them to be.

You could send an inspirational Happy New Year Greetings 2015 that could lay foundation stone to your dear one’s New Year resolution. Or you could send a hilarious few lines to start the person’s New Year with a ring of laughter. For people close to you sentimental Happy New Year 2015 Wishes would surely touch their heart.

There are zillions of options available online and offline from where you can get an idea to frame your Happy New Year 2015 Greetings. But always remember to add your own personal touch to make your Wishes for New Year one of a kind.

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Happy New Year Wishes

Oh my Dear., Forget ur Fear.,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear.,
Never put Tear, Please Hear.,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear..,
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

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There Is So Much I Have Emulated
From You In The Past Years.
You Make My Life So Much Easier
As You Create And I Duplicate.
I Cannot Imagine Another Year Without You,
Be Blessed This New Year.

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Years Come And Go
But We Will Remain Friends
And Never Be A Foe.
Therefore, Before The Sun Sets Down Low,
I’m Wishing You A Happy
And Prosperous New Year.

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Even
If we have..
Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always

Remember that

My prayers
Will
Never b
Less
for You.

Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous New Year 2015 with God Bless!
A Brighter, Better New Year

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To End Something Old,
Will Start Something New,
Wishing You With Mighty Heart,
Though The Words Are Very Few!

Happy New Year

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May Your Expectations
In This New Year Morning
Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year.
This Is To Wish You A Good Health
That Will Maintain The Energy
To Flip Your Wing
While Soaring Into Greater Heights
Towards Your Destiny.

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Let There Be Outcast Of The Fear,
For This Entire New Year,

Wishing By Heart In Your Ear,
A Very Happy New Year!

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This Past Year Was Flawed,
We Were Only Human.

The Past Year Was Just A Year,
Nothing But The Past.

Now Is The Dawn Of A New Beginning,
And The Start Of The New Year.

On To Better Times,
And A Year's Whose Flaws Are
No More Serious Than A Pin Prick.

Happy First Good Morning of New Year 2015

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Let Us Welcome The New Year,
Give The Happy Adieu To The Old,

Start The New Beginning Without Fear,
And Cherish The Memories We Hold!

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Fun, Joy, Happiness,
Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near,
With My Special Wish

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year Greeting Graphic Collection

Among the 7th century pagans of Flanders and the Netherlands, it was the custom to exchange gifts at the New Year. This was a pagan custom deplored by Saint Eligius (died 659 or 660), who warned the Flemings and Dutchmen, "(Do not) make vetulas, [little figures of the Old Woman], little deer or iotticos or set tables [for the house-elf, compare Puck] at night or exchange New Year gifts or supply superfluous drinks [another Yule custom]." The quote is from the vita of Eligius written by his companion, Ouen.

Most countries in Western Europe officially adopted January 1 as New Year's Day somewhat before they adopted the Gregorian calendar. In England, until the adoption of the Gregorian calendar in 1752, the first day of the new year was the Feast of the Annunciation on March 25, also called "Lady Day".

The March 25 date was known as Annunciation Style; the January 1 date was known as Circumcision Style, because this was the date of the Feast of the Circumcision, considered to be the eighth day of Christ's life, counting from December 25 when his birth is celebrated. This day was christened as the beginning of the New Year by Pope Gregory as he designed the Liturgical Calendar.

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Mesopotamia (Iraq) created the concept of new year celebration 2000 BC. The Romans dedicated New Year's Day to Janus, the god of gates, doors, and beginnings for whom the first month of the year (January) is also named. After Julius Caesar reformed the calendar in 46 BC and was subsequently murdered, the Roman Senate voted to deify him on the 1st January 42 BC[6] in honor of his life and his institution of the new rationalized calendar.

The month originally owes its name to the deity Janus, who had two faces, one looking forward and the other looking backward. This suggests that New Year's celebrations are founded on pagan traditions. Some have suggested this occurred in 153 BC, when it was stipulated that the two annual consuls (after whose names the years were identified) entered into office on that day, though no consensus exists on the matter.

Dates in March, coinciding with the spring equinox, or commemorating the Annunciation of Jesus, along with a variety of Christian feast dates were used throughout the Middle Ages, though calendars often continued to display the months in columns running from January to December.

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New Year's Day is observed on January 1, the first day of the year on the modern Gregorian calendar as well as the Julian calendar used in the Roman Empire since 45 BC. Romans originally dedicated New Year's Day to Janus, the god of gates, doors, and beginnings for whom the first month of the year (January) is named.

Later, as a date in the Gregorian calendar of Christendom, New Year's Day liturgically marked the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ, and is still observed as such in the Anglican Church and Lutheran Church.

In present day, with most countries now using the Gregorian calendar as their de facto calendar, New Year's Day is probably the world's most celebrated public holiday, often observed with fireworks at the stroke of midnight as the new year starts in each time zone.

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