Funny New Year SMS Messages

Who doesn’t love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling. So be that person with our Funny New Year Messages, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words.

You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year messages that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone’s face who reads them.

With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the messages around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles. Just glance through our Funny New Year Messages and let the laugh riot begin.

Humorous New Year Text Messages


Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. - Eric Zorn

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. -Bill Vaughan

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! -Joey Adams

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. -Jay Leno

The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden

Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody. -Phyllis McGinley

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. -P.J. ORourke

Funny New Year SMS


Who doesn't love humour and laughter around them? That oddball in your life who makes you smile without any reason, with the quirkiest things to say, that funny bone tingling.

So be that person with our Funny New Year sms, who spreads the celebratory cheer and zeal around with their words. You just have to flip through our extensive collection of Funny New Year sms that are sure to put that much coveted and much wanted curve to anyone's face who reads them.

With words that have been specially crafted for the occasion, spread the sms around and make the year even more joyous and cheerful for your loved ones; for there is no occasion that could do without a few laughs and smiles.

Just glance through our Funny New Year sms and let the laugh riot begin.

"Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!"

"This New Year I'm on a look out for a bank that would give me a big loan and then forget me forever. "

"I envy the mosquitoes since they can spend the midnight hour with you and kiss you as the clock strikes New Year."

"This New Year, may you handle yourself with your brains, but comfort others with your heart."

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